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Personalized Decanter - "Smells Like It's Not My Problem"

Personalized Decanter - "Smells Like It's Not My Problem"

In Stock (Ships Out in 3 Business Days)
Regular price $75.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $75.00 USD
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Material

High-quality, luxurious glass and a plastic tip for an airtight fit that keeps beverages fresh.

Care Instructions

Hand wash ONLY. Do not put in dishwasher. Gently wash with a damp cloth and a little soap.

Shipping Information

Ships out within 3 Business Days. A tracking number will automatically be emailed to you once it ships.

Custom Design & Bulk Orders

Need a custom design or bulk order? We're happy to accomodate you. Just email info@maisoncustom.com or call toll free 1-800-396-0657

About Us

MAISON CUSTOM is a small family business based in the USA and Canada. We specialize in quickly producing and delivering premium quality personalized gifts that will be cherished for years to come.

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Celebrate retirement with a touch of humor and sophistication! Our Decanter and optional Whiskey Glass set features the witty, custom-engraved message, "Smells Like It's Not My Problem Anymore." This playful yet elegant design makes it the perfect gift for anyone ready to enjoy their retirement.

Perfect for a Fun Retirement Celebration

This set adds a humorous touch to:

Retirement Parties: A light-hearted gift that celebrates the end of a career with a smile.

Farewell Gatherings: Bring laughter and joy to any send-off with this amusing and personalized set.

Corporate Send-Offs: A unique way to honor a colleague’s retirement with a touch of humor.

Enhance any retirement occasion:

Retirement Dinners: Bring a chuckle and elegance to the table.

Celebratory Events at Restaurants: Make any event memorable with this funny and sophisticated gift.

Personal Mementos: A delightful keepsake that captures the fun side of retirement.

Customer Reviews

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Wayne Zilinski

Awesome quality ty

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Cheryl Smith
Decanter

It is Dec 20th and I have not yet received my order. I had also received an email stating that I had to pay a border fee. It is coming from Canada so there should not be a fee. I did not pay it. Hope it arrives I. The next two days.

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Martin Lindenfeld

It was a gift for my son he loved it

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Mere
Amazing work!

Ordered and got exactly what I wanted! The quality of work is great!

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Mrs Berry
Amazing!!

I am beyond happy!!
From the quick response by Myranda to the top notch quality of the product. I cannot wait to give these gifts to my family. As an added bonus they expressed the delivery so I can have this on time for Christmas. Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart.
I will be ordering again.