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Personalized Decanter - "Smells Like It's Not My Problem"

Personalized Decanter - "Smells Like It's Not My Problem"

In Stock (Ships Out in 3 Business Days)
Regular price $75.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $75.00 USD
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Material

High-quality, luxurious glass and a plastic tip for an airtight fit that keeps beverages fresh.

Care Instructions

Hand wash ONLY. Do not put in dishwasher. Gently wash with a damp cloth and a little soap.

Shipping Information

Ships out within 3 Business Days. A tracking number will automatically be emailed to you once it ships.

Custom Design & Bulk Orders

Need a custom design or bulk order? We're happy to accomodate you. Just email info@maisoncustom.com or call toll free 1-800-396-0657

About Us

MAISON CUSTOM is a small family business based in the USA and Canada. We specialize in quickly producing and delivering premium quality personalized gifts that will be cherished for years to come.

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Celebrate retirement with a touch of humor and sophistication! Our Decanter and optional Whiskey Glass set features the witty, custom-engraved message, "Smells Like It's Not My Problem Anymore." This playful yet elegant design makes it the perfect gift for anyone ready to enjoy their retirement.

Perfect for a Fun Retirement Celebration

This set adds a humorous touch to:

Retirement Parties: A light-hearted gift that celebrates the end of a career with a smile.

Farewell Gatherings: Bring laughter and joy to any send-off with this amusing and personalized set.

Corporate Send-Offs: A unique way to honor a colleague’s retirement with a touch of humor.

Enhance any retirement occasion:

Retirement Dinners: Bring a chuckle and elegance to the table.

Celebratory Events at Restaurants: Make any event memorable with this funny and sophisticated gift.

Personal Mementos: A delightful keepsake that captures the fun side of retirement.

Customer Reviews

Based on 161 reviews
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Adriana Kirkpatrick
Simply amazing B

What you see it is delivered! Our son was very happy with the gift. He enjoyed very much his carafe and his glasses delicately engraved with his name and year of birth as well as a very witty note!
Thank you for making this possible and have it delivered in time for Christmas. Canada post was striking and everyone else was on overload! ! Merci beaucoup !

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Earl Fawcett
Decanter

I was expecting a larger font for the personalized message. Maybe I just didn’t know how to format the font but I was disappointed overall. On a positive note the glass quality was very good and something the recipient will want to display.

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Dawn Koop
Milan Decanter

I bought the personalized decanter for my husband for his birthday and he opened it tonight. It was a huge hit - he loves it! The decanter is great quality and the etching is perfect! Thank you!

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Robin
Personalized decanter and glasses

I looked all over the internet for weeks to find a place that could and would do what I wanted to have stenciled on a decanter and glasses. This company was so open to ideas and it was so easy to figure out how to articulate those ideas with the way the website was set up. Other websites were so difficult to navigate. This was a Christmas present and the owner reached out to me directly when I inquired about my gift arriving in time. It was easy to track through the mail, as well. I love the finished product and how kindly I was treated. I highly recommend them.

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Dayna Laviolette
Still waiting

The customer service has been great. I am concerned about my order as it shipped on the 15th and I still don’t have it. Tracking says it was never picked up.